1. [X] You have choked on water before.( and soda and air and spit >_< )

2. [X] You have tripped down the stairs before. (And up it)

3. [X] You have walked into a door.

4. [X] You have pushed a door the wrong way. (So many times -_-lll)

5. [ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs. (More than once)

7. [ ] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.

8. [ ] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave. ( And still haven't had any problems. I'm so lucky!)

10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you forget the show you were watching.

11. [X] You have forgotten something that someone said.( all the time)

12. [ ] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.( Yeah, once when I was rolling down a hill; I had cut my knee and still don't know how it happened)

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [x] You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before. ( o.o Well when you put it that way........)

17. [x] You have played with fire. (Duh)

18. [ ] You've tripped over your own shoelace.

19. [x] You didn't even notice there wasn't a number 13 in this quiz. (...)

20. [ ] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13. (Haha!)


So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100%- 20/20 x's

Great I'm 50% stupid... -_-