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America was finally saved from prison but the one thing on his mind was getting you back for that terrible joke you played on him. Using his own law against him!? And idea poped into his head as he saw you walking the street. He was going to run up to you and tackle you when he saw you holding a leash to a giraffe........

He shakily took off his glasses to wipe them off before putting the hesitently back on.

"Oh! Hey America!"you waved.

He quickly made his way over to you but his eys never left the giraffe.

"Why do you have a giraffe?"he asked looking at you like you were crazy.

"I'm just walkin' my giraffe, what's wrong with that?"you asked as you tied it's leash to a telephone pole.

"This is a highway?!"he yelled pointing to all the cars passing.

"Haha! You just jealous!"you laughed as you started walking away.

"W-Wait a second! Youc an;t just leave him here! HEY!"he yelled but you disappead into the trees.

"What is wrong with he-"he started when he saw a group of cops pointing guns at him and the giraffe.

"Out your hands up!"on demanded.

His eye twitched as he did as the asked. They cuffed him before getting long enough cuffs to cuff the giraffe. They were both chardged with tying a giraffe to a telephone pole.

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"Hey [Name]! Where's America. Didn't he say he's be here today?"China asked.

"The bloody wanker's trying to skip a meeting?!"England yelled getting everyones attention.

"No no! It's nothing like that! He's in jail again."

"What? How?!"England demanded.

"For tying a giraffe to a telephone pole!"you yelled as you bursted out lauging.

For ~:iconvillainkomandr:

in Altlanta, GA, illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.


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:iconsokoakaberry:
sokoakaberry Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
Oh my god. That is, like, crazy. Tying a giraffe to a telephone pole is illegal?? What do you mean, I do that everyday, psh. Lol. Love the series btw☆
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015  Hobbyist
Thank you!
 ;)
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:iconinsightfulpsychopath:
Got any for Connecticut?
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:iconshadedarkus:
shadedarkus Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
where can i get a giraffe?
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist
You could steal one from the zoo. (If they have one)
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shadedarkus Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
oh oh oh!or iz can have iggy turn a certain someone *cough*gilbert*cough* into one and hand them off to italy with grenades!
...second thought no.i fear for italy. XD so no grenades....yet.~
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1010603 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my gosh I didn't even know that and I was born in Atlanta .
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist
X3 Surprises!
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Joji1006 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hahaha! That is so true! I live in Atlanta! You have no idea how many times I heard that law!
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shadowiscool123 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconujustmadplz:
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist
Fabulous! :iconohstopyouplz:
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:iconpunkass-myth:
PunkAss-Myth Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Maryland (Baltimore, specifically): you are not allowed to bring a Lion to a movie theater.
It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.

And here's two from Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
And: It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Redundant much?)
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

And Texas: When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Just some of my favorites.
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015
so you can shoot with a normal pistol at the bank teller, but not a water pistol..
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist
Reading this made me :iconohmygodplz: XP
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:iconpunkass-myth:
PunkAss-Myth Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Glad it did!
More parts for America!
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:iconlokelover:
LokeLover Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I live in Atlanta, GA and I did NOT know that was illegal. But that was hilarious!
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist
XP Thanx!
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:iconemeraldpeacock:
EmeraldPeacock Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
This is more hilarious than the Indiana law. xD
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist
XP Thanx!
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:iconjenny-the-fox:
Jenny-the-Fox Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Hahahaha omg that is just the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard. I can't stop laughing :rofl:
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist
Thanx! ^^
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helpmeouthere Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012   Writer
Oh god!XDDDDDDDD Even my own country has crazy laws!XD:lmao:
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist
X3
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Writer
xD These are so funny!

Could you maybe do crazy Scottish laws?
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist
[link] Done~ ^^//
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Writer
Thank you so much!!!!!!
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist
Np! ^^//
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Writer
^u^
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m00nlight101 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I just think that it's gott damn hilarious that america got arrested in his own country! :rofl:
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
Ikr?! XD
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Memichow Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Writer
Your my Giraffe,but I must leave you tied to this telephone pole because I wanna see Alfred go to jail,GOOD BYE MR.GIRAFFE,I WILL MISS YOU
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ratjay Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
In California, it is illegal to molest bees. I'm moving to Sealand. They don't have stupid laws there.
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
XPP
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LuLu-Chain Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
hehehehe~ Where'd I get a giraffe from?? The zoo duh I own you giraffe!!!
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
XP
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AizenSama13 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
why are you people ashamed of being american now? this makes me even more PROUD of being american:iconfuckyeahamericaplz:
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:iconmikathehuman:
MikaTheHuman Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfuckyeahamericaplz: GO BEING AMERICAN! WOOT!
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
OH YEAH! If you don't like America than get out! :iconyayamericaplz: We are so Awesome cause we're mixed with all the other countires together!
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AizenSama13 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
YEAH!!! AMERICA FOREVER:iconamerica5everplz:
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:iconikutolovins58:
ikutolovins58 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Filmographer
dafu
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
Jealous~
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Dangerouspop Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Lollypops are banned in Washington XD and we still eat them...we are such badasses!
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
Oh Yeah! :iconbadassplz:
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:icondangerouspop:
Dangerouspop Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
We gonna go to jail...but we don't care!
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:iconhisokaishi:
HisokaIshi Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:icongermanyfacepalmplz: I'm ashamed to be american right now.
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:iconcheezit1x1:
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist
X33 You should see the European laws! XD
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:iconhisokaishi:
HisokaIshi Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I did, oh dear lawd!xD
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HetaliaMrsSpain Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:Whale hunting is illegal in Ohio." :icongermanyfacepalmplz:
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DreamingBlackLeo Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
REALLY?! How did I not know that? Wait, how do you even commit that crime in Ohio? We don't have whales in Lake Erie do we? :O_o:
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HetaliaMrsSpain Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We don't, and that's why it's a stupid law.
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