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November 22, 2012
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America was finally saved from prison but the one thing on his mind was getting you back for that terrible joke you played on him. Using his own law against him!? And idea poped into his head as he saw you walking the street. He was going to run up to you and tackle you when he saw you holding a leash to a giraffe........

He shakily took off his glasses to wipe them off before putting the hesitently back on.

"Oh! Hey America!"you waved.

He quickly made his way over to you but his eys never left the giraffe.

"Why do you have a giraffe?"he asked looking at you like you were crazy.

"I'm just walkin' my giraffe, what's wrong with that?"you asked as you tied it's leash to a telephone pole.

"This is a highway?!"he yelled pointing to all the cars passing.

"Haha! You just jealous!"you laughed as you started walking away.

"W-Wait a second! Youc an;t just leave him here! HEY!"he yelled but you disappead into the trees.

"What is wrong with he-"he started when he saw a group of cops pointing guns at him and the giraffe.

"Out your hands up!"on demanded.

His eye twitched as he did as the asked. They cuffed him before getting long enough cuffs to cuff the giraffe. They were both chardged with tying a giraffe to a telephone pole.


"Hey [Name]! Where's America. Didn't he say he's be here today?"China asked.

"The bloody wanker's trying to skip a meeting?!"England yelled getting everyones attention.

"No no! It's nothing like that! He's in jail again."

"What? How?!"England demanded.

"For tying a giraffe to a telephone pole!"you yelled as you bursted out lauging.

For ~:iconvillainkomandr:

in Altlanta, GA, illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

America: [link] America 2: [link]
Germany: [link]
Spain: [link]
Italy: [link]
Romano: [link]
Denmark: [link]
Canada: [link]
Russia: [link]
France: [link]
Switzerland: [link] Switzerland 2: [link]
England: [link] England 2: [link]
China: [link]
Sweden: [link]
Scotland: [link] Scotland 2: [link]
Australia: [link]
Greece: [link]
Norway: [link]
Romania: [link]
Finland: [link]
Iceland: [link]
New Zealand: [link]
Turkey: [link]
Japan: [link]
Korea: [link]
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shadedarkus Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
where can i get a giraffe?
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist
You could steal one from the zoo. (If they have one)
shadedarkus Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
oh oh oh!or iz can have iggy turn a certain someone *cough*gilbert*cough* into one and hand them off to italy with grenades!
...second thought no.i fear for italy. XD so no grenades....yet.~
1010603 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my gosh I didn't even know that and I was born in Atlanta .
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist
X3 Surprises!
Joji1006 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hahaha! That is so true! I live in Atlanta! You have no idea how many times I heard that law!
shadowiscool123 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist
Fabulous! :iconohstopyouplz:
MongooseMyth Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Maryland (Baltimore, specifically): you are not allowed to bring a Lion to a movie theater.
It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.

And here's two from Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
And: It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Redundant much?)
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

And Texas: When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Just some of my favorites.
Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist
Reading this made me :iconohmygodplz: XP
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