Crazy American Laws ReaderXAmerica ~Crack~ Part. 2

America was finally saved from prison but the one thing on his mind was getting you back for that terrible joke you played on him. Using his own law against him!? And idea poped into his head as he saw you walking the street. He was going to run up to you and tackle you when he saw you holding a leash to a giraffe........

He shakily took off his glasses to wipe them off before putting the hesitently back on.

"Oh! Hey America!"you waved.

He quickly made his way over to you but his eys never left the giraffe.

"Why do you have a giraffe?"he asked looking at you like you were crazy.

"I'm just walkin' my giraffe, what's wrong with that?"you asked as you tied it's leash to a telephone pole.

"This is a highway?!"he yelled pointing to all the cars passing.

"Haha! You just jealous!"you laughed as you started walking away.

"W-Wait a second! Youc an;t just leave him here! HEY!"he yelled but you disappead into the trees.

"What is wrong with he-"he started when he saw a group of cops pointing guns at him and the giraffe.

"Out your hands up!"on demanded.

His eye twitched as he did as the asked. They cuffed him before getting long enough cuffs to cuff the giraffe. They were both chardged with tying a giraffe to a telephone pole.

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"Hey [Name]! Where's America. Didn't he say he's be here today?"China asked.

"The bloody wanker's trying to skip a meeting?!"England yelled getting everyones attention.

"No no! It's nothing like that! He's in jail again."

"What? How?!"England demanded.

"For tying a giraffe to a telephone pole!"you yelled as you bursted out lauging.