literature

Crazy Dainish Laws ReaderXDenmark ~Crack~

Deviation Actions

Cheezit1x1's avatar
By
Published:
5.6K Views

Literature Text

You were living with your best friend but thier was one problem. Their house was nice but things broke constantly like the oven. One night you wanted to eat some bacon but it wasn't working so you ate it raw. .....Yeah it was gross, but you were starving cause for two days you didn't eat anything, AT ALL! You were fed up with having nothing around you working so one day, since Norway wasn't around, you asked his friend to drive you to the store.

"Why?"he said looking at you like you were going to grow gills.

"Cause I want something to eat that dosn't invole using the oven."you said crossing your arms over your chest.

"Fine."he said getting up.

You got in the car waiting for him when he checked under his car before getting in.

"....What was that about?"you asked.

"What do you mean?"he said giving you a look.

"Nevermind."you said buckling up.

He then checked to see if his lights worked, then his brakes, and then honked the car horn. Was he doing this on purpose just so that it took longr to get to the store?!

"Let's just go already!"you yelled.

He looked at you again before sighing and pulled out of the drive way. When you got to the store you grabebd at the snack foods you ould before paying for them and left to go home. You almost lost it when your drive did the sme thing he did at the house. Looked under the car, checked the lights, breaks, and then honked the car. You ignored it and waited to get Norway alone so you could go and rant to him.

"Well it is the law to check your car for anyone underneith."Norway said as you chocked on your soda.

"Why would anyone sleep under a car?"you said shocked.

"To get out of the rain."he said simply.

"That's so sad."you mumbled before there was a knock at the door.

Norway opened it and in rushed five men dresses in cop uniforms.

"Are you [Whole Name]?"one asked looking at you.

You nodded slowly before you were grabbed and put in cuffs.

"H-Hey! What going on?!"you yelled as they pushed you ou the door.

And kind you not the man looked you dead in the eyes and said, "For eating raw bacon at a full moon night."

For ~:iconromanolover18:

In Denmark it is illegal to eat raw bacon if there is a full moon,

Before starting your car you are required to check lights, brakes, steering and honk your horn. You also need to make a visual check to make sure there are no children underneath the car.

Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.


America: [link] America 2: [link]
Germany: [link]
Spain: [link]
Italy: [link]
Romano: [link]
Denmark: [link]
Canada: [link]
Russia: [link]
France: [link]
Switzerland: [link] Switzerland 2: [link]
England: [link] England 2: [link]
China: [link]
Sweden: [link]
Scotland: [link] Scotland 2: [link]
Australia: [link]
Greece: [link]
Norway: [link]
Romania: [link]
Finland: [link]
Iceland: [link]
New Zealand: [link]
Turkey: [link]
Japan: [link]
Korea: [link]
© 2012 - 2024 Cheezit1x1
Comments76
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
EmeraldHetaliaFan's avatar
I hate bacon and in this fanfic I feel like I'm pregnant.