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Crazy French Laws ReaderXFrance ~Crack~

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You were in a train traveling to Paris and pissed at the world for what it did to you. Your idiot brother had handed you off to his and your family enemy, Francis.

"How could he?!"you thought bitterly.

You brought a cigaette to your lips before breathing in deeply. Yes, you were a smoker. You hated people who said it was bad for with a passion. And god forbid ANYONE were to try and make you quit! You sighed before the door behind you opened.

"[Name] ma chérie~"the annoying voice of your fiancee sang.

"What?!"you yelled as he skipped over to you.

"You just look so beautiful in the moon's light."he said as he gestured to the sky.

You gracefully stood up and walked over to him, wrapping your arms around him. He gave you a surprised look but he smiled back at you as he wrapped him arms around you.

"Belle"he whispered into your ear when you pulled away and looked him into his eyes, and blew smoke into his face.

"At least now I can deal with the smell of you."you said as you watched him cough.

"That was just mean!"he cried as he looked up at you sitting on your chair with your legs crossed.

"But never the less, you are the most beautiful and feisty women I've ever met."he said while he crawled over to you and placed his head on your lap.

"Kaa! Get the hell of!"you yelled pushing him away.

"Don't be like that mon amour~"he purred but you ignored him.

You heard him sigh but paid no attention to him. You heard him 'plop' right next to you before looking over at him. When quikly he pulled your head over to him and pressed his lips to your's. You quickly shuved him off you and watched him tumble backwards.

"You horney bastard!"you yelled as you grabbed anything you could and chucked it at him.

But threw your ashtray hitting him square in the head, knocking him unconsious.

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"Miss [Name]?"came the voice of the judge infront of you

"Your charged with throwing a deadly weapon at your fiancee and kissing on a railway. How do you rest your case?"the judge asked.

"At least I don't half to marry a dead man, yet."

For ~:iconromanolover18:

In France it is illegal to kiss on a railway

An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.

In France, you can legally marry a dead person as long as preliminary civic formalities have been completed which show that you and your fiancee had planned to marry before your fiancee died. <--- (not fun but interesting)



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