Crazy Italian Laws ReaderXRomano ~Crack~You sat on a bench, swinging your legs as you threw bread at the pigeons. It was early in the morning so no one was around. Which was good because it was illegal to feed the pigeons. But what would they do? Hell if you wanted to you could get married and kill your husbant! Well...as long as it was with your bare hands.
"Hey!"you heard and quickly looked up seeing a charming redish-brown haired italian with dark golden brown eyes charging right at you.
"Cosa pensi di stare facendo?!"he yelled in rapid italain making your heart melt.
"You a cop?"you said smiling teasingly at him.
"Your not aloud to feed the birds."he grumbled, ignoring your previous comment.
"Yeah~~"you said breezily as you threw more bread to another pigeon.
"You know that's a fine of 50 to 600 dollars then."he growled as he watched you through more bread at the birds.
"Yes."you said ignoring his glares.
A good minute went by before he snatched the bag from your grip.
"Hey!"you gasped.
"I'm doing your ass a favor!"

Crazy Russian Laws ReaderXRussia ~Crack~Russia was a beautiful place but you were requiered to work a sixteen hours orelse you'd be thrown in prision. Which sucked cause you worked in an office all day filing things and talking to idiots who don't have a clue what there doing.
"I'm so tiered!"you said loudly as people looked at you just waiting for you to slip up and say four english words.
Come on! You weren't that stupid! But you always wanted to trick someone like that. A grin came to your face as you looked up and saw your enemy Russia coming over to you.
"привет [Name]!"he said as he walked over to you.
"Hi"you said smiling at him.
He sat down next to you as you both looked out infront of you. White fluffy snow fell from the sky as it hit the ground vanshing.
"How's everyone?"you asked looking over at him.
"There doing fine."he said smiling at the small talk.
Usually by now you would've yelled at him and started throwing things but you were just to tiered today.
"Хоч

Crazy English Laws ReaderXEngland ~Crack~"Hey Iggy~!"you yelled waving over to him.
"Hmm? What is it [Name]?"he asked looking over at you.
"I thought that since we actually got something done in the confrence room that we should both celebrate!"you cheered raising your hands in the air.
"Well....I shouldn't....."he started,
"Aww! Come on! I'll even pay!"you said changing his answer right away.
"Alright then."he said before you took his arm and took off to the nerest pub.
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You were on your three'd cola and rum while England was on his fifty-sixth drink pure alchohal. You yourself weren't a big drinker anf even had trouble drinking it down but watching England dance around while in an apron really inspirered you.
"Hey England!"
"Hmm?"
"Let's go beat the shit out of that guy over there!"you yelled and pointed before you both mugged a guy.
You both passed out and woke up ina jail cell.
"Gahh! MY head!"you both said as you covered your eye

Crazy Dainish Laws ReaderXDenmark ~Crack~You were living with your best friend but thier was one problem. Their house was nice but things broke constantly like the oven. One night you wanted to eat some bacon but it wasn't working so you ate it raw. .....Yeah it was gross, but you were starving cause for two days you didn't eat anything, AT ALL! You were fed up with having nothing around you working so one day, since Norway wasn't around, you asked his friend to drive you to the store.
"Why?"he said looking at you like you were going to grow gills.
"Cause I want something to eat that dosn't invole using the oven."you said crossing your arms over your chest.
"Fine."he said getting up.
You got in the car waiting for him when he checked under his car before getting in.
"....What was that about?"you asked.
"What do you mean?"he said giving you a look.
"Nevermind."you said buckling up.
He then checked to see if his lights worked, then his brakes, and then honked the car horn. Was he doing this on purp

Crazy Italian Laws ReaderXItaly ~Crack~You woundered around the italy brother's house board out of your mind when you stumbled apon thier librairy. Looking around trying to find something that intested you, you stumbled apon a picture book.

"Huh? I didn't know they had any of these!"you said to yourself as you found a desk and placed it very carfuly on it.

"Let's see what I find!"you giggled as you flipped open to the first page.

".....AWWW~!"you cooed as you saw little Italy and Romano in two cute little dresses poseing for the picture.

....Well except for Romano.....

You were so ingrossed with the pictures that you didn't relize a certain italian sneaking up behind you.

"What are you doing [Name]?"he asked couriously.

"WHAA!"you screamed scaring the poor italian behind you.

"WHAA! What is it?!"he yelled looking around while holding up a white flag.

"N-Nothing! You just surprised me that's all."you said holding your hand to your heart.

"Ve~ My bad."he sa

Crazy American Laws ReaderXAmerica ~Crack~ Part. 2America was finally saved from prison but the one thing on his mind was getting you back for that terrible joke you played on him. Using his own law against him!? And idea poped into his head as he saw you walking the street. He was going to run up to you and tackle you when he saw you holding a leash to a giraffe........
He shakily took off his glasses to wipe them off before putting the hesitently back on.
"Oh! Hey America!"you waved.
He quickly made his way over to you but his eys never left the giraffe.
"Why do you have a giraffe?"he asked looking at you like you were crazy.
"I'm just walkin' my giraffe, what's wrong with that?"you asked as you tied it's leash to a telephone pole.
"This is a highway?!"he yelled pointing to all the cars passing.
"Haha! You just jealous!"you laughed as you started walking away.
"W-Wait a second! Youc an;t just leave him here! HEY!"he yelled but you disappead into the trees.
"What is wrong with he-"he started when he saw a group of cops pointing

Crazy Swiss Laws ReaderXSwitzerland ~Crack~"Hey!"you yelled waving wildly at your old friend Switzerland.
"What is it?"he asked, not giving you a glance.
"Well, I wanted to go visit your place!"you declared smiling as you spun around him.
"N-"
"Pleeeeeeaaasssssssssseeeee!!"you begged.
"Fne."he sighed as he walked out of the room with you on his tail.
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"Ooooooooohh~!"you said as you saw the most beautiful McDonalds you'd ever seen.
"Can we go in for a moment!"you said tugging on his shirt.
"No, we- WHAT THE HELL?!"he shouted as you took the wheel and drove over a sidewalk to park the car.
"Can you get me a BigMac, fries, and a lardge shake?"you said giving hem your best doggy eyes.
He gave you along glare before he spoke to you.
"This is a waste of money. You need to start saving what you have."he started as he gave you a lecture on money and why you should'nt be driving like a nut cause the fine would also be a waste of money.
"O-Ok"you mumble

Crazy America Laws ReaderXAmerica ~Crack~"Hey Alfred?"you said sitting up from your spot in the confrence room.
"Yeah? What's up [Name]?"he asked turning toward you.
"Why is there so many crazy laws in your country?"you asked tilting your head.
Snickers all around them could be heard as his face became red.
"W-What do you mean?! My laws are cool and are there for good causes!"he said stricking a heroic pose.
"Well what about the law were it's illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. I mean who dosn't know that?"you said looking at him.
"Well that's-"he started but you cut him off.
"And what about the law were no dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash, or a pet cat in not aloud to run loose without a tail-light, or that it's illegal to educate dogs."you said looking at him sharply.
"Well their, there for a reason and thats all I half to say!"he whinned childishly.
"Yeah well I was wondering if you could take me to Indiana."you said smiling innocently.
"O-Ok?"he said

Crazy Spainish Laws ReaderXSpain ~Crack~"Spain~! Spain~!"you yelled as you ran up to him and wrapped your arms around him into a warm hug.
"Hola [Name]!"he said as he hugged you back.
"So how have you liked Seville so far?"he asked curiously.
"Great! I love it here!"you said as you laughed but stopped when your stomich growled loudly.
"Fosososososososososo!"he laughed full heartedly.
"S-Shut up!"you yelled embarresed, as you pounded on his chest.
"Come on, lets go get something to eat."he said laughing off your string of insults aimed toward him.
You both sat down and ordered some churros. While waiting you both chatted happily until your food arrived.
"Thank you!"you both said as the waitress placed big bowls of churros infront of you both.
Just as you were about to dig in you noticed a German Sheppard comeing over to your table.
"Spain.....?"
"Hmm? what is it [Name]?"he said looking up from his plate.
"A German Sheppered. I wounder what it's doing here-HEY!"you yelled as it snatched your purse.
"Spain go

Crazy Canadian Laws ReaderXCanada ~Crack~This was after I posted this but the law doesn't say where but I believe it's talking about public pools. So sorry for the confusion.
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You quickly wen to the jail houseto see your friend sitting on a chair while Cuba was behind bars.
"Damn you America!"Cuba yelled as you pulled him up and left the jail.
"I'm so sorry this happened are you ok?"you asked examining the bandage on his cheek and arms.
"Yeah, it's alright."he said smilig at you.
"I'm just glad your ok."you said as you grabbed his hand.
He blushed alittle but smiled happily at you as you both walked into the tain station. You both boarded the train and sat down as you cooed over how cute the little Canaidian was.
"Please stop [Name], you embarresing me."he said using his hat to hide his face.
"Aww but I can't help it!"you said as you hugged him.
"Oh!"you said as you noticed one of his bandages were falling off.
"Here let me help you with that."you said before quickly ta

Crazy Scottish Laws ReaderXScotland ~Crack~ You and your old friend Scotland were sitting down infront of a pond at 3 in the morning. Quietly watching the sun come up.
"Hey, Why do we half to be quiet?"you whispered to the red head.
"Your not suppose to fish on Sundays."he said back as he lit another smoke.
"Well that's stupid..."you pouted while mumbling to yourself.
You both hadn't caught a single fish and when you felt a small tug on your rod you jumped up and tried to real it in.
"Go [Name]! You almost got it!"he encouraged but sadly your line broke.
You stood stunned that it got away before falling back to the ground and sighed heavily.
"Well I think that's enough for today."Scotland said as he stood up and put the equitment away.
"Sorry..."you said as you stood up to help him.
Once everything was back to normal you carried it back to his place before falling on the floor.
"Man! I need a drink!"you whinned as you rolled on the floor.
"Here."Scotland said as he handed you a bottle of rum.
"Thanx!"yo

Crazy Swedish Laws ReaderXSweden ~Crack~You saw Sweden sitting down in the snow as the dark yet bright cloudless sky loomed over him. You walked over to him to see him staring blankly at the sky before you spoke.
"What are you doing out here?"you asked looking down at him.
"Looking at the sky."he said looking at you.
"........"
"......"
"....."
"..."
"Why?"you asked impationtly.
"No reason."he said turing away from you and back to the sky.
"Well I wish it was sunny instead."you stated and as quickly as you said it Sweden turned to you stood up and picked you up before dashing to the closest police officer.
"What are you-?"
"Tell him what you told me."he said pointing to the police officer.
"I wish it was sunny?"you repeated unsure.
You felt handcuffs wrap around your wrists and be handed to the officer.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"you yelled and struggled but failed.
It wasn't until you got to prison that you were being accused for complaining that you wished it were sunny. That was the day you relized that Sweden might have a gru

Crazy German Laws ReaderXGermany ~Crack~"Hey Germany?"you asked walking up to the tall blond.
"Yes [Name], Vhat iz it?"he asked sounding slightly tierd.
"Why is it that the legal age to be filmed while having sex is 16 and that you don’t break any laws by having sex with a 16 year-old and filming yourself while doing it but you could if you let her watch the film?"you asked innocently while watching the surprised German's face heat up.
"[N-Name]! Vhy vould you-"he started but you cut him off.
"Also that a pillow is classified as a “passive weapon” and hitting someone with one can lead to charges of assault?"you asked quickly.
"Vell-!"he started again but you cut him off again.
"And why the hell is it illegal to die on a tram during normal business hours, under ‘law of inconvenience’?"you asked getting closer to him.
"That is the law und since it's a law it must be fallowed."he said as he turned away from you.
"[Name]! [Name]!"yelled the overly happy voice of your friend

Crazy Norwegen Laws ReaderXNorway ~Crack~You sat down in your husbent's office as you boardly look at the books on his shelves. You saw a book that read 'something something laws.' Interested you grabbed it and started reading it. Not all you could read but the small amout you could made you burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"your husbent asked as he stood right beside you.
"WHA!"you yelped as you jumped up surpried.
"I'm just reading this law book of yours."you said holding up the book.
"What so funny about it?"he asked blinking at you.
"W-Well, some are just rediculous!"you said trying to hide your laughter.
"Oh, which ones?"he asked raising an eye brow.
"Well I can't read all of them but this one here."You said pointing to it.
"Prostitution is illegal, but being a prostitute is not."you said as you quickly went to another.
"Licenses must be bought in order to own a television sets, and even VCRs. If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death, he must acceot or pay a penalty of 4 deer. This one's not that

Crazy Greece Laws ReaderXGreece ~Crack~You were relaxing on the lushous green grass and just as you felt yourself start to fall asleep, a group of cats attacked you.
"AAHHH! H-Help me!!!"you yelled as you ran from the crazy cats.
When you finally lost them you looked down at yourself and realized how dirty your clothes were now.
"Oh no!"you whinned as you examined your shirt.
Just as you started brushing off the dirt your friend Greece slowly walked up to you.
"What happened [Name]?"he said looking at you.
"I was attacked by your cats again."you said pouting.
"My bad. They must really not like you."he said petting the cat on his shoulder.
"Fuuuu!"you puffed as you looked away from the cats.
If was like they were all glaring at you.
"Well I'm going to drive home."you said as you walked passed him and over to your car.
"I wouldn't do that [Name]."he said as he watched you go over to your car.
"I just wanna go home a sleep!"you yelled as you got in your car and drove off.
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by ~Cheezit1x1, Nov 20, 2012, 1:03:32 PM
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You were in a train traveling to Paris and pissed at the world for what it did to you. Your idiot brother had handed you off to his and your family enemy, Francis.

"How could he?!"you thought bitterly.

You brought a cigaette to your lips before breathing in deeply. Yes, you were a smoker. You hated people who said it was bad for with a passion. And god forbid ANYONE were to try and make you quit! You sighed before the door behind you opened.

"[Name] ma chérie~"the annoying voice of your fiancee sang.

"What?!"you yelled as he skipped over to you.

"You just look so beautiful in the moon's light."he said as he gestured to the sky.

You gracefully stood up and walked over to him, wrapping your arms around him. He gave you a surprised look but he smiled back at you as he wrapped him arms around you.

"Belle"he whispered into your ear when you pulled away and looked him into his eyes, and blew smoke into his face.

"At least now I can deal with the smell of you."you said as you watched him cough.

"That was just mean!"he cried as he looked up at you sitting on your chair with your legs crossed.

"But never the less, you are the most beautiful and feisty women I've ever met."he said while he crawled over to you and placed his head on your lap.

"Kaa! Get the hell of!"you yelled pushing him away.

"Don't be like that mon amour~"he purred but you ignored him.

You heard him sigh but paid no attention to him. You heard him 'plop' right next to you before looking over at him. When quikly he pulled your head over to him and pressed his lips to your's. You quickly shuved him off you and watched him tumble backwards.

"You horney bastard!"you yelled as you grabbed anything you could and chucked it at him.

But threw your ashtray hitting him square in the head, knocking him unconsious.

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"Miss [Name]?"came the voice of the judge infront of you

"Your charged with throwing a deadly weapon at your fiancee and kissing on a railway. How do you rest your case?"the judge asked.

"At least I don't half to marry a dead man, yet."

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In France it is illegal to kiss on a railway

An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.

In France, you can legally marry a dead person as long as preliminary civic formalities have been completed which show that you and your fiancee had planned to marry before your fiancee died. <--- (not fun but interesting)

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=kalliatkuan Nov 21, 2012 Student General Artist

Hey, I know another crazy Canadian law.
It's not permitted to throw a moose from a plane.

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Oh and I have this app I'll go find more

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Find a Hungary one! PLzzzz!

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Yes ma'am!

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YAY!!!!!

=kalliatkuan Nov 22, 2012 Student General Artist

*ahem*

In Switzerland it is illegal to pee whilst standing after 10pm

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XP That's cause after 10pm you cant flush your toilet!

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~PerditaXDream1101 Nov 20, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

I laughed. A little too hard.
Could you do either crazy Swiss laws or crazy Hungarian laws?

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I'll do both! ^^

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