You sat on a bench, swinging your legs as you threw bread at the pigeons. It was early in the morning so no one was around. Which was good because it was illegal to feed the pigeons. But what would they do? Hell if you wanted to you could get married and kill your husbant! Well...as long as it was with your bare hands.
"Hey!"you heard and quickly looked up seeing a charming redish-brown haired italian with dark golden brown eyes charging right at you.
"Cosa pensi di stare facendo?!"he yelled in rapid italain making your heart melt.
"You a cop?"you said smiling teasingly at him.
"Your not aloud to feed the birds."he grumbled, ignoring your previous comment.
"Yeah~~"you said breezily as you threw more bread to another pigeon.
"You know that's a fine of 50 to 600 dollars then."he growled as he watched you through more bread at the birds.
"Yes."you said ignoring his glares.
A good minute went by before he snatched the bag from your grip.
"I'm doing your ass a favor!"he yelled throwing it in the trash.
"Stop it!"you yelled but he held you back from going after it.
"Come on before someone see's you!"he said pulling you away from the trash can.
After you rounded a corner a idea formed in your head.
"Hey."you said more gently.
"What is it?"he grubled as he let go of your hand and turned to you expectantly.
"You know its legally allowed to kill your husbant if he commited adultery, as long as it's with your bare hands?"you said stepping closer to him.
"Y-Yeah but we're not married."he said stepping a step back.
"Not if I say we are. It would take longer for the police to relize we weren't and I'd be long gone~"you said as you put a fingur to his chest.
He staied perfectly still as he stepped back again only to relize he was up against a wall. You got closer to his face and just as your lips were afew centemeters away from his you ripped his shirt off and ran as fast as you could away from him.
"What the-!?"he thought shocked.
"She just ran away?!"he thought angerily in his head.
When suddently cop cars were heard.
"Shi-!"he yelled but it was too late as the cop cars surounded him.
"Hahahaha!"you laughed as tears fell from your eyes.
Their on the new was the same guy you meet at the bench, and was being arrested for showing his chest in public!
"This is to sweet!"you laughed cluching your sides.
"Hello?"you asked answering your cell phone.
"Ve~ [Name]! Are you still coming over for dinner tonight?"asked the cute voice of your best friend.
"Yes~!"you said smiling even though he couldn't see you through the phone.
"Ohh! I just can't wait for you to meet my fratello!"he said excidedly.