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 You and your old friend Scotland were sitting down infront of a pond at 3 in the morning. Quietly watching the sun come up.

"Hey, Why do we half to be quiet?"you whispered to the red head.

"Your not suppose to fish on Sundays."he said back as he lit another smoke.

"Well that's stupid..."you pouted while mumbling to yourself.

You both hadn't caught a single fish and when you felt a small tug on your rod you jumped up and tried to real it in.

"Go [Name]! You almost got it!"he encouraged but sadly your line broke.

You stood stunned that it got away before falling back to the ground and sighed heavily.

"Well I think that's enough for today."Scotland said as he stood up and put the equitment away.

"Sorry..."you said as you stood up to help him.

Once everything was back to normal you carried it back to his place before falling on the floor.

"Man! I need a drink!"you whinned as you rolled on the floor.

"Here."Scotland said as he handed you a bottle of rum.

"Thanx!"you cheered as you started drinking it down.

"Let just get wasted!"you cheered as you and him just started drinking all the alcohol like it was going out of style.

"Man~!"you whined as Scotland took the last bottle from you and chugged it all.

"Meanie!"you said as he laughed at you.

The rest of the night was a blurr but when you finally woke up it was in the arms of your Scottish friend, and in a jail cell.

"Your finally awake."he said as he let go of you.

"HEY!"you shouted as you landed on the ground.

"Why are we here?"you asked standing back up.

There was a slight pause before he turned to you.

"For killing a Englishman."he stated making you flip.

"WhAT?!"you cried grabbing him by the collar.

"Just kidding lass. It's for being drunk with a cow."he said as he lit up another smoke.

"SERIOUSLY?!"you yelled.

For ~:iconostara-frost:

It is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow.
It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure.
You may not fish on Sundays.


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LaurenJr Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
'It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure'
Good think I'm female xD
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shadedarkus Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
this reminds me of why i love scotland so much: It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure.
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BeautifulChaos99 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Its illegal to kill an Englishman, except for pleasure."

Isn't Scotty a nice older brother?
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iceystarsparkle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm an English girl (half), and I don't think I want to go to Scotland anymore...o.O
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S-p-a-r-k-l-e-e Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It is illegal to kill an Englishman "except for pleasure"
*sigh*
Brotherly love at it's finest~
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xMid-May-Flowerx Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm Scottish!

I've never heard of the "It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure" o_o...
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BLACK-ALICE-14 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
i think i am going to Scotland kolkolkolkolkol!!! @w@
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Cheezit1x1 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist
WHAA! \T0T\ Oh! and I'm also make your two requests! ^^/
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BLACK-ALICE-14 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
thanks :D i am really happy >w<
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murasaki5811 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure.....

so much brotherly love eh?
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