Cradle Robber ~BabyReaderX2PHetalia Ch.5You sat in your bed awake but trying despitly to fall back asleep but fail miserably. No long after you heard your door open.
"[Name]..?"came the curious voice of Artie.
"Poppet, sweety~"he said walked over to you.
"It's time to wake up~"he said slightly shaking you awake.
"I'm awake."you said sitting up and rubbing your eye.
You yawned slightly and looked toward Artie who seemed to be waiting pationtly. Grabbing your stuffed bunny you held your arms out for him to pick you up, you waited for him to and when he securly hand you in his arms you wrapped your little arms around him.
"What's for dinner?"you asked snuggling into his arms.
"You mean breakfast?"he said walking downstairs and sitting you in your chair as he placing a cupcake on your plate.
"Yeah, sorry..."you said as you started eating the cupcake.
As you sat there eating the newly made batch of cupcakes Artie had made a phone coming from the other room started to ring.
"I wounder who that could be?"he said leaveing you a
Cradle Robber ~BabyReaderX2PHetalia Ch.4Slowly opening your eyes you sat up and yawned. You looked around your room and slowly got out of bed. Today felt like it was going to be a good day. You were going to walk from your bed! To the door! And then open it! Then America will say how amazing you are and give you a snack. Smiling at the invision you climbed out of bed and slowly but surley made your way closer... and closer.... and closer to the door. And then.... You made it! Having a silent cheer in your head you leand on the door and reached for the handle. You thought you wern't going to be tall enough but as you stood on your tiptoes you grabbed the knob and turned it. And then... you fell flat on your face.... As you curled up your heard shoes running over to you.
"[Name]! What happened?"said the familure voice of England.
Looking up you were going to reaply but you stood frozen. That's when all the memories came back.
'God..... I-I.... ate a person!'you cried in your mind.
But you couldn't sho
Cradle Robber ~BabyReaderX2PHetalia Ch.2"[Name] ...... [Name]....... HEY! [NAME]!"the voice shouted waking you up in a start.
"Finally!"cried the look-a-like American.
"Uuuuuuuruuu!"you said reaching a hand out ot him.
"Still cute as ever!"you heard the crazy sounding England say.
"This is stupid! Why the hell did we take this kid?!"the look-a-like America said angerly.
"Think of it like this. We took her because you wanted to make that 1p baffoon of yours crack."you heard the England say from the other room.
You heard a growl and looked up at the 'new' America and saw him looking at you in distaste. He seemed angry at you, and you had no idea why he was angry at you! Smiling up at him you cried a happy baby cried and clung to his shirt.
"Man.... This kid.... MY GOD! My [Name]'s going to flip!"he yelled relizing a mistake.
'Wait... his [Name]???'you thought while looking up at him in confusion.
'Was there possibally another universe that had diffrent version
Cradle Robber ~BabyReaderX2PHetaliaSitting in your highly secured baby proof room, while sleeping soundly on your snuggly blanket you heard a noise from your door. Waiting for your caretaker to come in you sat there until he came over and picked you up.
"Hauuu!"you cried happily as you flashed a cute smile at your caretaker, America.
Yup that's right you were the newest nation called [Nation Name] and was named [Name][Last Name]. Your caretaker America or also called Alfred doted alot on you and treated you like his little treasure. But because of this you've become alittle spoiled and it showed alot. Even your room showed how spoiled you were and the princess theme didn't help.
"How's my cute little girl doing?"he asked smiling at you.
Laughing he carefully placed you down and watched as you crawled over to your building blocks. But only after afew minutes later your caretakers friend walked into the room.
"Alfred! Hurry the bloody hel-"he start
Crazy America Laws ReaderXAmerica ~Crack~"Hey Alfred?"you said sitting up from your spot in the confrence room.
"Yeah? What's up [Name]?"he asked turning toward you.
"Why is there so many crazy laws in your country?"you asked tilting your head.
Snickers all around them could be heard as his face became red.
"W-What do you mean?! My laws are cool and are there for good causes!"he said stricking a heroic pose.
"Well what about the law were it's illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. I mean who dosn't know that?"you said looking at him.
"Well that's-"he started but you cut him off.
"And what about the law were no dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash, or a pet cat in not aloud to run loose without a tail-light, or that it's illegal to educate dogs."you said looking at him sharply.
"Well their, there for a reason and thats all I half to say!"he whinned childishly.
"Yeah well I was wondering if you could take me to Indiana."you said smiling innocently.
Hurtful Words~ RomanoXReader ~Crack~OneShot"Ya know what, you just think your smarter then me!"you yelled pointing an accusing finger at your boyfriend.
"Of course I dont!"Romano your boyfriend yelled back.
"Ah! Come on we both know your thinking it!"you yelled.
"No"he said simply while indicating he was going to end the conversation.
"Here fine! I'll give you a free pass go ahead say it!"you said trying to suppress your anger but failed miserably.
"NO."he yelled louder.
"SAY IT!"you shouted.
"FINE! I'm smarter than you!"he said finaly cracking.
"That was hurtful."you said with small tears in your eyes.
"What! You told me to!"he protested.
"Yeah, but I didn't think it'd sound so true!"you cried running away from him.
"WAIT! COME BACK! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"he yelled chasing after your retreating form.