TricksterKarkatXReader Cherry BombsYou sat inside you hive, board out of your mind. Today was going by slower than you would've liked to admit. But just as you figured you'd go take a long nap to forget about today your husktop went off signaling that someone was pestering you. Sighing you tiredly stood up and walked to your desk before plopping down on your chair.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling (chumHandle) [(CH)] --
CG: HEY [NAME]
[Y/H]: Oh hey Karkat. What's up? (^_^)
CG: OH NOTHING MUCH
CG: JUST TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF EVERYONE TO CHECK UP ON THEM
[Y/H]: Aww~ That's really sweet of you! (/>w<\
CG: THANK YOOOOU [Name] I THINK YOUR SUPER SWEET TOO
[Y/H]: Woah! Did the all mighty Karkat just say thank you in a seemingly honest sentence while also calling me 'SUPER CUTE'? (O/0O/)
[Y/H]: Plus, what's up with the O's? Is something wrong or do you just have a super duper cute crush on me? <(^u^<)
CG: IM GLAD YOU THINK SO HIGHLY OF ME
CG: AND YOU ARE MY FLUSH CRUSH SOOOO OF COURSE I TH
What is marriage....? KankriXReaderKankriXReader
TRIGGERWARNINGS! TW#awkward moments TW# honey moon talk TW# cursing (obviously from Karkat) TW# Not tagging triggers TW# my quick version of marriage if attempting to describe it to a troll TW# Romcoms TW# human culture
YOUVE BEEN WARNED!
"Now it is time to watch MY movie!" You said loudly as you wiped the remnants of tears from the corner of your eyes.
Karkat had promised that after watching one of his Romcoms you both would watch one of your, as Karkat put it, "SHITTY EARTH MOVIES".
"FINE BUT HURRY THE FUCK UP" He grumbled as he readjusted himself on the couch.
You quickly opened the CD case and plopped it into the CD player before rushing over to snuggled up beside your half of the couch.
"What are y9u 69th d9ing?" Asked the curious voice of Kankri.
"NOTHING, JUST WATCHING SOME SHITTY EARTH MOVIE" Karkat shouted irritatedly.
"Karkat, I w9uld appreciate if y9
The Vantas FamilyXMother ReaderYou kissed Kankri's little nose as you giggled making him grunt in reply. He started babbling and cooing but it only made him more cuter. You carried him into your living room and placed him on the ground. Your husband, Signless, was going to be home soon and you couldn't wait to tell him the good news! You turned around to clean up when you heard the door click.
"[Name] are you-"
"Your home!"you shouted as you tackled Signless before he could finish his sentence.
"Someone's happy to see me."he smiled as he wrapped his arms around your waist.
"Of course~"you replied as you pushed your lips to his.
You instantly stopped and looked over to see Kankri peering over from behind the couch.
"Ah! My little man!"you said as you made your way over to him and picked him up, as you showered him with kisses.
"My, was that his first word?"Signless said as he took Kankri from you.
"Yup! He's growing up."you sighed as you smiled at them.
"Can I have that kiss now?"he asked with a suggesti
Kissing in the Closet (Cronus X Kankri )I didn't like it here.
It was loud and quite squished if I do say, and it was starting to get uncomfortable.
I do wonder why Cronus decided to make such a large party just in celebration for my ninth solar sweep... He never did this kind of thing for anyone. Maybe it was because I've been helping him be more tolerable for people? Though, I never was one to be tolerable towards people either...
"Kankri, chief!" A familiar voice suddenly appeared behind me, a hand clapping me on the shoulder. Unprepared for the physical contact, I jumped with a small gasp. Instantly I whipped around, my lips turning to a scowl.
"Cronus! That type of behaviors towards people can be extremely triggering to people without warning!" I sighed in annoyance, but he just waved me off as usual.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever Kan" He smirked placing a hand on his hip "Liking the party so far? Fuck you looked surprised when you walked into your hive!"
"Of course I like the party" I